Maharishi Speech
Host: Please welcome to speak to us the funniest man on earth. A performer of legendary comic genius, a children's book author of profound depth, an individual of enormous compassion who is doing so much to make our world a better place, the great Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey: Thank you. Thank you.
What are you sitting down for? I was gonna milk that for a while. You guys can stretch that out in post, right?
You can make that longer in the edit? Thank you Bevan. Thank you all. Jai Guru Dev. I brought one of my paintings to show you today.
Woo! I hope you guys are gonna be able to see it okay. It's not one of my bigger pieces. So you might wanna move down front.
Get a good look at it. Faculty, parents, friends, dignified guests, graduating class of 2014. And all the dead baseball players coming out of the corn to be with us today.
After the harvest, there's no place for them to hide. Fields are empty. There's no cover there. I'm here to plant a seed today, a seed that will inspire you to move forward in life with enthusiastic hearts and a clear sense of wholeness.
The question is, will that seed have a chance to take root, or will I be sued by Monsanto and forced to use their seed? Which may not be totally Ayurvedic.
Excuse me if I seem a little bit low energy tonight, today, whatever this is. I slept with my head to the north last night. Oh, man. Oh, man.
You know how that is, right, kids? Yeah. Woke up right in the middle of Pitta, couldn't get back to sleep till Vata rolled around. Crazy. Oh. Woo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
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